Funny, snarky greeting cards
for occasions like birthdays, anniversaries, sobriety milestones, holidays, apologies, and farewells, featuring cheeky puns, sarcasm, and humor (e.g., "Good luck at your stupid new base").
Product variety
including clothing (T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies), accessories (enamel pins, stickers), bundles, and packs.
Sobriety-focused items
such as cards, clothing, and enamel pins to normalize and celebrate recovery.
High-quality production
Printed on premium cardstock, A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches), with kraft envelopes, protective sleeves, and fun stickers.
Subscription option (Snark Box)
Monthly delivery of four unique greeting cards for various occasions, priced at $15.
Promotions
Buy 3 get 1 free on cards (no code needed); wholesale via Faire.
Woman-owned small business
supporting communities like sobriety and military.
Guaranteed laughs
Cards designed to elicit "genuine laughter or at least a snicker," making people smile or "laugh so hard they pee their pants a little."
Quick, thoughtful gifting
Fast shipping options (USPS, UPS, overnight); customers praise packaging, speed, and extras like goodies.
Unique, standout products
Hilarious alternatives to boring cards; positive reviews highlight quality, customer satisfaction, and repeat buys.
Community support
Normalizes sobriety; ideal for friendships, family, and special moments with humor.
Convenience
Newsletter for special offers; collections for easy browsing (e.g., Birthday, Christmas, Friendship).
